Fourth Sunday of Lent

Readings: I Sm 16: 1, 6-7, 10-13 / Ps 23: 1-6 / Eph 5: 8-14 / Jn 9: 1-41

One consequence of texting is a shorter attention span. Even God is trying to adapt. He texted me today.

God: ?4U 
Meaning - Question for you.

Me: ?’sFY 
Meaning - I’ve got a million for you!

God: DURYBT 
Meaning - Did you read your Bible today?

Me: 2MI 
Meaning - Too much information, no time.

God: GMT 
Meaning - Good message today! Pick it up!

Me: J 9:7? 
Meaning - John: Chapter 9, Verse 7?

God: BMGS 
Meaning - Blind man gets sight.

Me: DBACINL? 
Meaning - Don’t be afraid to come into your light? You’re the light.
I’m in darkness. I’m scared of the dark.

God: DBA P23 
Meaning - Don’t be afraid! .. and check out Psalm 23.

Me: WTPINP, BWGG 
Meaning - Why the P in Psalm? Being watched at work. Gotta go.

God: IAYS 
Meaning - I am your shepherd.

Me: ISNW? 
Meaning - I shall not want?

God: FNEYHL 
Meaning - Fear no evil. You have the light.

Me: TBASOR 
Meaning - Thanks, breathing a sigh of relief.

God: RYB 
Meaning - Read your Bible!

Me: SIAISJAM 
Meaning - Sometimes I’m an idiot, sometimes just a moron.

God: ILYA 
Meaning - I love you anyway.

Me: WAR 
Meaning - What a relief. You had me worried!

God: RSITLIYBFF 
Meaning - Remember step into the light. I’m your best friend forever.

Me: OMGNT 
Meaning - Oh my God, nice text!

Steve McWilliams
International Student Services